I was standing in an all-white suit with a cheap white guitar, playing the guitar part to 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' in an empty garage. Then I walked out onto a balcony and saw this guy Stephen coming towards me (who in real life I was giving Ruby on Rails lessons to before he sacked me because I wouldn't help him cheat on a job application). He told me that he needed to write a letter to his church pastor, and he would pay me €20 if I did. I wrote the letter, which urged the pastor to check out Captain Beefheart's Safe As Milk album. Just before printing the letter I edited it to say Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band.